When all else fails, bike sideways
Of course, people are naysaying this brilliant inventor, who’s come up with a sideways bike. Useless, you say? Well that’s what they’ll say when I come out with my double 2-liter drinking cap, not to mention my non-swivelling chair and my pen that...Six feet high and rising
I used to live in New Orleans, and it was a horrifying thing to see pictures of my old neighborhood after Katrina–the water was up to the top of the street signs. It was breathtaking to watch the hubris as Bush had generators light up St. Louis Cathedral in the...12 is one less than 13, which is 10 less than 23!
I propose a little experiment. After reading how Jim Carrey suddenly started seeing the number 23 in everything from his oatmeal to his underpants and ascribed mystical meaning to it all, I just chose my own number with which to get all mystified up. Maybe I’ll...Bigfoot Arnold
The news today seems a sort of miasma– the VP was near a mostly thwarted bombing in a dangerous part of the world (reports that he was the target are impossible to confirm– suicide bombing are apparently quite common in Afghanistan these days, so it might...E-Edition
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