by James Heflin | May 29, 2007 | Ten Gallon Liberal
From yesterday’s press conference:Q: Mr. President, why is [Osama bin Laden] still at large? THE PRESIDENT: Why is he at large? Because we haven’t got him yet, Jim. That’s why.This also just in:We haven’t left Iraq because we’re still...
by James Heflin | May 31, 2007 | Ten Gallon Liberal
The central problem with selling the War on Turr ™ as an indefinite proposition is that the only people who seem to be fighting it are the soldiers themselves and George W. Bush. We don’t seem like a nation at war. What do we conserve? What do we...
by James Heflin | Jun 1, 2007 | Ten Gallon Liberal
Yesterday, White House obfuscaterTony Snow brought to light the news that our Great Leader, far from listening to the will of the majority of the people who may or may not have elected him, envisions his great Iraq war as something along the lines of Korea, where we...
by James Heflin | Jun 4, 2007 | Ten Gallon Liberal
You know things are bad when elephants are becoming highway bandits to extract food from surprised travellers. Of course, the metaphorical possibilities are endless when it comes to our Republican friends and their current well-deserved decline, but it may well be...
by James Heflin | Jun 5, 2007 | Ten Gallon Liberal
Greg Palast, thrower of journalistic Molotov cocktails, has recently been attacked on Daily Kos. Many people catch heat there, but in Palast’s case, the attack was a bit weird. He brought his allegations of a little something called vote caging (for more, please...