Ken Burns, a Ken Burns production by Ken Burns (and a war and stuff)
I once interviewed Ken Burns. He announced to his entourage he was going to be interviewed by the Valley Advocate, then asked if he could call me "Valley." He spoke without looking my direction, reciting canned answers so full of hot air they were nearly...Move over NSA, it's time for eavesdropping WITH ADS!!!
Just before 9/11/2001, I was engaged in a fresh round of being appalled at the absurd excesses of the corporate world. Remember corporateers? They’re the only people with even less respect for your privacy than Bush. Don’t believe me? Just try (and I have)...Liberty or death, from the wimp perspective
The current domestic struggle is over nothing less, I would argue, than democracy itself. We Americans have long been proud of our rights and freedoms, and repeatedly declared a willingness to die for those things. But now we have a Director of National Intelligence...I mean, the thing is, it's been his leg for years.
There’s a feud going on in North Carolina over a fella’s leg. I wish I’d made this up. He had it amputated, then he stored it in a smoker. Probably in case something down the line costs him an arm and a leg. (Thank you. Please tip your waitress.)...E-Edition
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