by James Heflin | Oct 12, 2007 | Ten Gallon Liberal
Nothing says relaxation like a UFO abduction. Little wonder, then, that a hotel in Osaka, Japan will, for a small fee, give you the chance to achieve a little R&R in your own personal alien abduction room. No word on whether it comes with a free probe. Thanks to...
by James Heflin | Oct 19, 2007 | Ten Gallon Liberal
Turns out,says dentist and hypnotherapist Dr. Bruce Goldberg (who clearly ought to know), the ancient Egyptians had teevee. Oh, the possibilities. The Nile Crocodile Hunter, Martha Stewart’s Living in the Afterlife, Who Wants to Be A Pharaoh? I wonder if they...
by James Heflin | Oct 23, 2007 | Ten Gallon Liberal
Yesterday, a man with no pants in Cincinnati declared that he was let into the car in which he was sleeping by a leprechaun.
by James Heflin | Nov 5, 2007 | Ten Gallon Liberal
Be back soon, after being repeatedly stuffed full of proper Southern food. So here’s a little lesson in geocultural labelling in the meantime, about which I hope to return with more information. Seems in certain parts, namely some of those where I’m about...
by James Heflin | Nov 14, 2007 | Ten Gallon Liberal
Having just returned from Graceland, my head full of rhinestones, it seemed almost normal to be shaking hands with Leonard Nimoy. What I mean is, this was, for me, a convergence sponsored by whatever capricious MC it is who brings a sense of importance to dreaming. It...