by James Heflin | Jun 2, 2008 | Ten Gallon Liberal
Dead right feet keep washing up in Canada. I don’t have any brilliant notions about what such a thing could mean, but it’s just so goldang weird I had to bring it up. The experts (who knew there were experts on such things?) say the feet show no evidence...
by James Heflin | Jun 3, 2008 | Ten Gallon Liberal
David Brooks, who blinks more than a guy with contacts in a sandstorm, says Obama’s got a problem–he can’t naturally fit in when he goes to an Applebee’s salad bar. Not only is that the kind of insipid, zero-brain-cell hogswallop that passes...
by James Heflin | Jun 3, 2008 | Ten Gallon Liberal
We have a new poll pointing toward something I’ve long suspected. Sure, it’s an oversimplification that doesn’t include factors like fundamentalism or being rich, but my half-baked theory goes this way: the easier it is for you to think of human...
by James Heflin | Jun 4, 2008 | Ten Gallon Liberal
OK, not really an eye, but a Dutch mooner got more than he bargained for when he pressed his bare cheeks against a plate glass window at a restaurant. The window broke. That’s even worse than institutional toilet paper.
by James Heflin | Jun 9, 2008 | Ten Gallon Liberal
John McCain spoke last night from beyond the grave. It was one of the most frightening speeches I’ve ever seen. “Attaturk,” over at the very fine Eschaton blog, offered the best comment so far: “Oh, go with the green background. It’ll...
