I Got It From My Mama

I don’t pickle things at home. I don’t shower, shave and brush my teeth all with the same bottle of Dr. Brauners that I picked up from Cornucopia. I do love the farmer’s market and admire the Pedal People’s devotion as they carry our...

Kristen Stewart is a Trampire

What does a sex writer read about when she’s not jack— I mean, doing research for columns? Gossip rags, natch So, when I first read that crazed KStew/RPatz fans are buying up “Kristen Stewart is a Trampire” T-shirts in response to the cheating...

Don't Be OKStupid

I recently responded to a Craigslist ad seeking administrative help in a home office. You can already see where this is headed, I’m sure. I’m considered a bit of a pro at sexual innuendo myself, and I’m rarely duped. Call me old-fashioned, but when I...

Bottoms Up!

Being a good bottom is like having someone very important over for dinner. You want to cook them whatever they like. Everything must be perfect, not just to please them, but to please you, too. Being a good bottom isn’t just about lazily “taking it.”...