How to Make a Gayby

My urges to wipe the snot off a stranger’s baby’s nose are practically unfightable. My womb aches. Unlike others struck by baby fever, I can’t just poke some holes in the condom and call it an “accident”—drats! Ladies making babies...

In Your Dreams, Pervert!

I find it strange when my subconscious offers me a sex dream, especially after I spend most of my waking hours reading, writing, watching and talking sex. Like, hello, Subconscious—what else is there to tell me about sex that I haven’t thought about...
Meet Me at the River

Meet Me at the River

I spent the last month asking longtime Valley residents what their favorite swimming hole is and why. A bit of a Valley swimming hole fanatic myself, I was surprised at the amount of new plunge-worthy places people spilled to me. But then I was promptly sworn to...

Can?t Touch This

Dear V-Spot: I’m totally in love with my Hitachi Magic Wand. But I’m… worried… that it’s ruined me for all other sex. I use the high speed on my wand and that’s usually the only way I can come. Not only do I want to vary...