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Free Will Astrology: Don’t Hang Dildos from your Christmas Tree, Gemini

by Rob Brezsny | Nov 20, 2017 | Articles, Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19): In alignment with the current astrological omens, I have prepared your horoscope using five hand-plucked aphorisms by Aries poet Charles Bernstein. 1.) “You never know what invention will look like or else it wouldn’t be invention.” 2.) “So...

Free Will Astrology: Don’t Lose Your Lotto Ticket, Sagittarius

by Rob Brezsny | Nov 13, 2017 | Articles, Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Many people go fishing all their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after,” observed Henry David Thoreau. The spirit of Thoreau’s observation is true about every one of us to some extent. From time to time, we all try to...
Free Will Astrology: Pimples Are Your Friends, Taurus

Free Will Astrology: Pimples Are Your Friends, Taurus

by Rob Brezsny | Nov 6, 2017 | Articles, Astrology, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Adriana Martinez and Octavio Guillen got engaged to be married when they were both 15 years old. But they kept delaying a more complete unification for 67 years. At last, when they were 82, they celebrated their wedding and pledged their...
Free Will Astrology: Johnny Cash Didn’t Take Voice Lessons Either, Scorpio

Free Will Astrology: Johnny Cash Didn’t Take Voice Lessons Either, Scorpio

by Rob Brezsny | Oct 30, 2017 | Articles, Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19): America’s Civil War ended in 1865. A veteran from that conflict later produced a daughter, Irene Triplett, who is still alive today and collecting his pension. In the coming months, I foresee you being able to take advantage of a comparable...
Free Will Astrology: What the Stars Say You Should Be for Halloween

Free Will Astrology: What the Stars Say You Should Be for Halloween

by Rob Brezsny | Oct 23, 2017 | Articles, Astrology, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): I share Vincent Van Gogh’s belief that “the best way to know life is to love many things.” But I also think that the next twelve months will be an inspiring time for you to be focused and single-minded in your involvement with love. That’s...
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