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Free Will Astrology: Stick with Garfunkel For Now, Scorpio

Free Will Astrology: Stick with Garfunkel For Now, Scorpio

by Rob Brezsny | Oct 16, 2017 | Articles, Astrology, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “I am my own muse,” wrote painter Frida Kahlo. “I am the subject I know best. The subject I want to know better.” Would you consider trying out this perspective for a while, Aries? If so, you might generate a few ticklish surprises. You may...
Free Will Astrology: Stick with Garfunkel For Now, Scorpio

Free Will Astrology: Thrillseeking Snails Ride on Turtles

by Rob Brezsny | Oct 9, 2017 | Articles, Astrology, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): In his book The Logic of Failure, Dietrich Dorner discusses the visionaries who built the Aswan Dam in Egypt. Their efforts brought an abundance of cheap electricity to millions of people. But the planners didn’t take into account some of...
Free Will Astrology: Follow Samsung By Transcending Dried Fish

Free Will Astrology: Follow Samsung By Transcending Dried Fish

by Rob Brezsny | Oct 2, 2017 | Articles, Astrology, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You wouldn’t expect a five-year-old child to paint a facsimile of Picasso’s Guernica or sing Puccini’s opera, La Boheme. Similarly, you shouldn’t fault your companions and you for not being perfect masters of the art of intimate...
Free Will Astrology: Stick with Garfunkel For Now, Scorpio

Free Will Astrology: Emily Dickinson Knows The Size of Aquarius Brains

by Advocate Staff | Sep 18, 2017 | Articles, Astrology, Newsletter, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Psychologists say most people need a scapegoat — a personification of wickedness and ignorance onto which they can project the unacknowledged darkness in their own hearts. That’s the bad news. Here’s the good news: The coming weeks will be...
Free Will Astrology: Follow Samsung By Transcending Dried Fish

Free Will Astrology: Leo, Eating The Buddha’s Snot Is Good Luck

by Rob Brezsny | Sep 5, 2017 | Articles, Astrology, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You’re half-intoxicated by your puzzling adventures — and half-bewildered, as well. Sometimes you’re spinning out fancy moves, sweet tricks, and surprising gambits. On other occasions you’re stumbling and bumbling and mumbling. Are you...
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