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Free Will Astrology: More Bohr Than Einstein, Capricorn

Free Will Astrology: More Bohr Than Einstein, Capricorn

by Rob Brezsny | Jun 5, 2017 | Articles, Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19): If you chose me as your relationship guide, I’d counsel you and your closest ally to be generous with each other; to look for the best in each other and praise each other’s beauty and strength. If you asked me to help foster your...
Free Will Astrology: More Bohr Than Einstein, Capricorn

Free Will Astrology: Aquarius, Red Is Your Color

by Rob Brezsny | May 30, 2017 | Articles, Astrology, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Life is in the mood to communicate with you rather lyrically. Here are just a few of the signs and portents you may encounter, along with theories about their meaning. If you overhear a lullaby, it’s time to seek the influence of a tender,...
Free Will Astrology: More Bohr Than Einstein, Capricorn

Free Will Astrology: Aries: Cultivate More Surprising and Original Sins

by Rob Brezsny | May 22, 2017 | Articles, Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Sin” is a puerile concept in my eyes, so I don’t normally use it to discuss grown-up concerns. But if you give me permission to invoke it in a jokey, ironic way, I’ll recommend that you cultivate more surprising, interesting, and original...
Free Will Astrology: More Bohr Than Einstein, Capricorn

Free Will Astrology: Gemini – Pack Your Decrepit Emotional Baggage in Garbage Bags

by Rob Brezsny | May 15, 2017 | Articles, Astrology, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “A two-year-old kid is like using a blender, but you don’t have a top for it,” said comedian Jerry Seinfeld. Would you like to avoid a scenario like that, Aries? Would you prefer not to see what happens if your life has resemblances to...
Free Will Astrology: More Bohr Than Einstein, Capricorn

Free Will Astrology: Leo – Dominate Your Emotions Like Oscar Wilde

by Rob Brezsny | May 8, 2017 | Articles, Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The process by which Zoo Jeans are manufactured is unusual. First, workers wrap and secure sheets of denim around car tires or big rubber balls, and take their raw creations to the Kamine Zoo in Hitachi City, Japan. There the denim-swaddled...
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