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Free Will Astrology: Spit it out, Cancer!

Free Will Astrology: Spit it out, Cancer!

by Rob Breszney | May 1, 2017 | Articles, Astrology, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Beware of feeling sorry for sharks that yell for help. Beware of trusting coyotes that act like sheep and sheep that act like coyotes. Beware of nibbling food from jars whose contents are different from what their labels suggest. But wait!...
Free Will Astrology: Spit it out, Cancer!

Free Will Astrology: Virgo, cook an omelet over Niagara gorge

by Rob Brezsny | Apr 24, 2017 | Articles, Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19): I have misgivings when I witness bears riding bicycles or tigers dancing on their hind legs or Aries people wielding diplomatic phrases and making careful compromises at committee meetings. While I am impressed by the disciplined expression...
Free Will Astrology: Aries be like Washington, Sagittarius like Lincoln

Free Will Astrology: Aries be like Washington, Sagittarius like Lincoln

by Rob Brezsny | Apr 18, 2017 | Articles, Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19): After George Washington was elected as the first President of the United States, he had to move from his home in Virginia to New York City, which at the time was the center of the American government. But there was a problem: He didn’t have...
Free Will Astrology: Spit it out, Cancer!

Free Will Astrology: When life gives Scorpios lemon rinds…

by Rob Brezsny | Apr 10, 2017 | Articles, Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Before visiting Sicily for the first time, American poet Billy Collins learned to speak Italian. In his poem “By a Swimming Pool Outside Siracusa,” he describes how the new language is changing his perspective. If he were thinking in...
Free Will Astrology, April 6-12, 2017

Free Will Astrology, April 6-12, 2017

by Rob Breszney | Apr 3, 2017 | Articles, Astrology, Newsletter, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Be interested in first things, Aries. Cultivate your attraction to beginnings. Align yourself with uprisings and breakthroughs. Find out what’s about to hatch, and lend your support. Give your generous attention to potent innocence and novel...
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