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Free Will Astrology: Manatees Are As Lovely As Mermaids, Sagittarius

Free Will Astrology: Manatees Are As Lovely As Mermaids, Sagittarius

by Rob Brezsny | Apr 29, 2019 | Articles, Astrology, Featured

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “How prompt we are to satisfy the hunger and thirst of our bodies,” wrote Henry David Thoreau. “How slow to satisfy the hunger and thirst of our souls!” Your first assignment in the coming days, Aries, is to devote yourself to quenching the...
Free Will Astrology: Manatees Are As Lovely As Mermaids, Sagittarius

Free Will Astrology: You’ll Soon Transcend Jane Austen, Sagittarius

by Rob Brezsny | Apr 15, 2019 | Articles, Astrology, Featured

ARIES (March 21-April 19): French writer Simone de Beauvoir sent a letter to her lover, Aries author Nelson Algren. She wrote, “I like so much the way you are so greedy about life and yet so quiet, your eager greediness and your patience, and your way of not asking...
Free Will Astrology: Libra, take the advice of Ovid … and Pat Benatar

Free Will Astrology: Libra, take the advice of Ovid … and Pat Benatar

by Rob Brezsny | Apr 8, 2019 | Articles, Astrology, Featured

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The Qing Dynasty controlled China from the mid-seventeenth century to the early twentieth century. It was the fifth biggest empire in world history. But eventually it faded, as all mighty regimes do. Revolution came in 1911, forcing the last...
Free Will Astrology: Manatees Are As Lovely As Mermaids, Sagittarius

Free Will Astrology: Gemini will meet people even Hemingway could stand

by Rob Brezsny | Apr 1, 2019 | Articles, Astrology, Featured

ARIES (March 21-April 19): A mushroom shaped like a horse’s hoof grows on birch trees in parts of Europe and the U.S. If you strip off its outer layer, you get amadou, spongy stuff that’s great for igniting fires. It’s not used much anymore, but it was a crucial...
Free Will Astrology: Read banned books, Aquarius

Free Will Astrology: Read banned books, Aquarius

by Rob Brezsny | Mar 18, 2019 | Articles, Astrology, Featured

ARIES (March 21-April 19): During the coming weeks, everything that needs to happen will indeed happen only if you surprise yourself on a regular basis. So I hope you will place yourself in unpredictable situations where you won’t be able to rely on well-rehearsed...
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