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Free Will Astrology: Stick with it like Bob Dylan, Gemini

Free Will Astrology: Stick with it like Bob Dylan, Gemini

by Rob Brezsny | Mar 4, 2019 | Articles, Astrology, Featured

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Genius inventor Thomas Edison rebelled against sleep, which he regarded as wasteful. He tried to limit his time in bed to four hours per night so he would have more time to work during his waking hours. Genius scientist Albert Einstein had a...
Free Will Astrology: Stick with it like Bob Dylan, Gemini

Free Will Astrology: Time for female empowerment, Taurus

by Rob Brezsny | Feb 20, 2019 | Articles, Astrology, Featured

ARIES (March 21-April 19): South Koreans work too hard. Many are on the job for fourteen hours a day, six days a week. That’s why a new concept in vacations has emerged there. People take sabbaticals by checking into Prison Inside Me, a facility designed like a jail....
Free Will Astrology: Stick with it like Bob Dylan, Gemini

Free Will Astrology: There are more galaxies near the big dipper than you think, Gemini

by Rob Brezsny | Feb 15, 2019 | Articles, Astrology, Featured

ARIES (March 21-April 19): When directors of movies say, “It’s a wrap,” they mean that the shooting of a scene has been finished. They may use the same expression when the shooting of the entire film is completed. That’s not the end of the creative process, of course....
Free Will Astrology: You’re wrestling the wrong foe, Pisces

Free Will Astrology: You’re wrestling the wrong foe, Pisces

by Rob Brezsny | Jul 29, 2018 | Astrology, Featured, Newsletter

ARIES (March 21-April 19): I predict that August will be a Golden Age for you. That’s mostly very good. Golden opportunities will arise, and you’ll come into possession of lead that can be transmuted into gold. But it’s also important to be prudent about your dealings...
Free Will Astrology: You’re wrestling the wrong foe, Pisces

Free Will Astrology: Advice from Kafka, Kahlo, and bodybuilder Kai Greene

by Rob Brezsny | Jul 16, 2018 | Astrology, Featured, Newsletter

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Take a lover who looks at you like maybe you are magic.” Whenever that quote appears on the Internet, it’s falsely attributed to painter Frida Kahlo. In fact, it was originally composed by poet Marty McConnell. In any case, I’ll recommend...
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