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Free Will Astrology: Listen to your hives, Aquarius

Free Will Astrology: Listen to your hives, Aquarius

by Rob Brezsny | Jul 2, 2018 | Featured, Newsletter, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Twentieth-century French novelist Marcel Proust described nineteenth-century novelist Gustave Flaubert as a trottoire roulant, or “rolling sidewalk”: plodding, toneless, droning. Meanwhile, critic Roger Shattuck compared Proust’s writing to...
Free Will Astrology: Listen to your hives, Aquarius

Free Will Astrology: Even cigarette butts can be useful, Aquarius

by Rob Brezsny | Jun 25, 2018 | Astrology, Featured, Newsletter

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your best ideas and soundest decisions will materialize as if by magic while you’re lounging around doing nothing in a worry-free environment. So please make sure you have an abundance of relaxed slack and unhurried grace. Treat...
Free Will Astrology: Scorpio, Go play outside for a while!

Free Will Astrology: Scorpio, Go play outside for a while!

by Rob Brezsny | Jun 18, 2018 | Articles, Astrology, Featured, Newsletter

ARIES (March 21-April 19): According to my analysis of the astrological omens, you have cosmic permission to enjoy extra helpings of waffles, crepes, pancakes, and blintzes. Eating additional pastries and doughnuts is also encouraged. Why? Because it’s high time...
Free Will Astrology: Listen to your hives, Aquarius

Free Will Astrology: Time to visit The Land of Sweet Nonsense, Pisces

by Rob Brezsny | Jun 11, 2018 | Articles, Astrology, Featured, Newsletter

ARIES (March 21-April 19): My Aries acquaintance Tatiana decided to eliminate sugar from her diet. She drew up a plan to avoid it completely for 30 days, hoping to permanently break its hold over her. I was surprised to learn that she began the project by making a...
Free Will Astrology: Listen to your hives, Aquarius

Free Will Astrology: Literally smash time with a hammer, Aries

by Rob Brezsny | Jun 4, 2018 | Articles, Astrology, Featured, Newsletter

ARIES (March 21-April 19): According to my analysis of the astrological omens, you would be wise to ruffle and revise your relationship with time. It would be healthy for you to gain more freedom from its relentless demands; to declare at least some independence from...
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