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Free Will Astrology: Summon old school tenacity as seen in Jurassic Park, Taurus

Free Will Astrology: Summon old school tenacity as seen in Jurassic Park, Taurus

by Rob Brezsny | May 25, 2018 | Articles, Astrology, Featured, Newsletter

ARIES (March 21-April 19): A critic described Leonardo da Vinci’s painting the Mona Lisa as “the most visited, most written about, most sung about, most parodied work of art in the world.” It hasn’t been sold recently, but is estimated to be...
Free Will Astrology: Summon old school tenacity as seen in Jurassic Park, Taurus

Free Will Astrology: Work on that PBJ recipe, Taurus

by Rob Brezsny | May 11, 2018 | Articles, Astrology, Featured, Newsletter

ARIES (March 21-April 19): According to my assessment of the astrological omens, your duty right now is to be a brave observer and fair-minded intermediary and honest storyteller. Your people need you to help them do the right thing. They require your influence in...
Free Will Astrology: Summon old school tenacity as seen in Jurassic Park, Taurus

Free Will Astrology: Be inspired by melting cheese, Aquarius

by Rob Brezsny | May 7, 2018 | Articles, Astrology, Featured, Newsletter

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The Torah is a primary sacred text of the Jewish religion. It consists of exactly 304,805 letters. When specially trained scribes make handwritten copies for ritual purposes, they must not make a single error in their transcription. The work...
Free Will Astrology: Wreak creative destruction, Libra

Free Will Astrology: Wreak creative destruction, Libra

by Rob Brezsny | Apr 30, 2018 | Articles, Astrology, Columns, Featured, Newsletter

ARIES (March 21-April 19): I hate rampant consumerism almost as much as I hate hatred, so I don’t offer the following advice lightly: Buy an experience that could help liberate you from the suffering you’ve had trouble outgrowing. Or buy a toy that can...
Free Will Astrology: See you on the dark side of the moon, Leo

Free Will Astrology: See you on the dark side of the moon, Leo

by Rob Brezsny | Apr 16, 2018 | Articles, Astrology, Newsletter

ARIES (March 21-April 19): In the early history of the automobile, electric engines were more popular and common than gasoline-powered engines. They were less noisy, dirty, smelly, and difficult to operate. It’s too bad that thereafter the technology for...
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