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Free Will Astrology: Fly Your Freak Flag, Aquarius

Free Will Astrology: Fly Your Freak Flag, Aquarius

by Rob Brezsny | Jan 2, 2018 | Articles, Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19): In 2018, your past will undergo transformation. Your memories will revise and rearrange themselves. Bygone events that seemed complete and definitive will shimmy and shift, requiring new interpretations. The stories you have always told...
Free Will Astrology: Pisces Theme is Secret Freedom

Free Will Astrology: Pisces Theme is Secret Freedom

by Rob Brezsny | Dec 26, 2017 | Articles, Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “I need more smart allies, compassionate supporters, ethical role models, and loyal friends, and I need them right now!” writes Joanna K., an Aries reader from Albuquerque, New Mexico. On the other hand, there’s Jacques T., an Aries reader...
Free Will Astrology: Your Mission for 2018

Free Will Astrology: Your Mission for 2018

by Rob Brezsny | Dec 18, 2017 | Articles, Astrology, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your life in the first half of 2018 will be like a psychological boot camp that’s designed to beef up your emotional intelligence. Here’s another way to visualize your oncoming adventures: They will constitute a friendly nudge from the...
Free Will Astrology: Leos Probably Won’t Date Models or Millionaires

Free Will Astrology: Leos Probably Won’t Date Models or Millionaires

by Rob Brezsny | Nov 27, 2017 | Articles, Astrology, Uncategorized, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): I hope that everything doesn’t come too easily for you in the coming weeks. I’m worried you will meet with no obstructions and face no challenges. And that wouldn’t be good. It might weaken your willpower and cause your puzzle-solving skills...

Free Will Astrology: Don’t Hang Dildos from your Christmas Tree, Gemini

by Rob Brezsny | Nov 20, 2017 | Articles, Astrology

ARIES (March 21-April 19): In alignment with the current astrological omens, I have prepared your horoscope using five hand-plucked aphorisms by Aries poet Charles Bernstein. 1.) “You never know what invention will look like or else it wouldn’t be invention.” 2.) “So...
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