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Free Will Astrology: Pimples Are Your Friends, Taurus

Free Will Astrology: Pimples Are Your Friends, Taurus

by Rob Brezsny | Nov 6, 2017 | Articles, Astrology, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Adriana Martinez and Octavio Guillen got engaged to be married when they were both 15 years old. But they kept delaying a more complete unification for 67 years. At last, when they were 82, they celebrated their wedding and pledged their...
Free Will Astrology: What the Stars Say You Should Be for Halloween

Free Will Astrology: What the Stars Say You Should Be for Halloween

by Rob Brezsny | Oct 23, 2017 | Articles, Astrology, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): I share Vincent Van Gogh’s belief that “the best way to know life is to love many things.” But I also think that the next twelve months will be an inspiring time for you to be focused and single-minded in your involvement with love. That’s...
Free Will Astrology: Stick with Garfunkel For Now, Scorpio

Free Will Astrology: Stick with Garfunkel For Now, Scorpio

by Rob Brezsny | Oct 16, 2017 | Articles, Astrology, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “I am my own muse,” wrote painter Frida Kahlo. “I am the subject I know best. The subject I want to know better.” Would you consider trying out this perspective for a while, Aries? If so, you might generate a few ticklish surprises. You may...
Free Will Astrology: Stick with Garfunkel For Now, Scorpio

Free Will Astrology: Thrillseeking Snails Ride on Turtles

by Rob Brezsny | Oct 9, 2017 | Articles, Astrology, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): In his book The Logic of Failure, Dietrich Dorner discusses the visionaries who built the Aswan Dam in Egypt. Their efforts brought an abundance of cheap electricity to millions of people. But the planners didn’t take into account some of...
Free Will Astrology: Follow Samsung By Transcending Dried Fish

Free Will Astrology: Follow Samsung By Transcending Dried Fish

by Rob Brezsny | Oct 2, 2017 | Articles, Astrology, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You wouldn’t expect a five-year-old child to paint a facsimile of Picasso’s Guernica or sing Puccini’s opera, La Boheme. Similarly, you shouldn’t fault your companions and you for not being perfect masters of the art of intimate...
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