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Free Will Astrology: Pink Underpants, Not Purple, Taurus

Free Will Astrology: Pink Underpants, Not Purple, Taurus

by Rob Brezsny | Sep 25, 2017 | Articles, Astrology, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Conceptual artist Jonathon Keats likes to play along with the music of nature. On one occasion he collaborated with Mandeville Creek in Montana. He listened and studied the melodies that emanated from its flowing current. Then he moved...
Free Will Astrology: Emily Dickinson Knows The Size of Aquarius Brains

Free Will Astrology: Emily Dickinson Knows The Size of Aquarius Brains

by Advocate Staff | Sep 18, 2017 | Articles, Astrology, Newsletter, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Psychologists say most people need a scapegoat — a personification of wickedness and ignorance onto which they can project the unacknowledged darkness in their own hearts. That’s the bad news. Here’s the good news: The coming weeks will be...
Free Will Astrology: Emily Dickinson Knows The Size of Aquarius Brains

Free Will Astrology: Move Forward Like An Emu, Aries

by Rob Brezsny | Sep 11, 2017 | Articles, Astrology, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Two animals are pictured prominently on Australia’s coat of arms: the kangaroo and the large flightless bird known as the emu. One of the reasons they were chosen is that both creatures rarely walk backward. They move forward or not at all....
Free Will Astrology: Pink Underpants, Not Purple, Taurus

Free Will Astrology: Leo, Eating The Buddha’s Snot Is Good Luck

by Rob Brezsny | Sep 5, 2017 | Articles, Astrology, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): You’re half-intoxicated by your puzzling adventures — and half-bewildered, as well. Sometimes you’re spinning out fancy moves, sweet tricks, and surprising gambits. On other occasions you’re stumbling and bumbling and mumbling. Are you...
Free Will Astrology: Pink Underpants, Not Purple, Taurus

Free Will Astrology: Capricorn: Be Improbable Like Oscar Wilde

by Rob Brezsny | Aug 28, 2017 | Articles, Astrology, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “We are continually faced by great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems,” said businessman Lee Iacocca. You are currently wrestling with an example of this phenomenon, Aries. The camouflage is well-rendered. To expose...
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