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Free Will Astrology: Be versatile like SpongeBob, Cancer

Free Will Astrology: Be versatile like SpongeBob, Cancer

by Rob Brezsny | Jul 1, 2019 | Articles, Astrology, Featured

ARIES (March 21-April 19): When the universe began 13.8 billion years ago, there were only four elements: mostly hydrogen and helium, plus tiny amounts of lithium and beryllium. Now there are 118 elements, including five that are key components of your body: oxygen,...
Free Will Astrology: Six fortune cookies for all

Free Will Astrology: Six fortune cookies for all

by Rob Brezsny | Jun 24, 2019 | Articles, Astrology, Featured

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Here are your fortune cookie-style horoscopes for the months ahead. JULY: Discipline your inner flame. Use your radiance constructively. Your theme is controlled fire. AUGUST: Release yourself from dwelling on what’s amiss or off-kilter....
Free Will Astrology: Six fortune cookies for all

Free Will Astrology: Alien life is closer than you think, Aries

by Rob Brezsny | Jun 10, 2019 | Articles, Astrology, Featured

ARIES (March 21-April 19): We may not have to travel to other planets to find alien life. Instead of launching expensive missions to other planets, we could look for exotic creatures here on earth. Astrobiologist Mary Beth Wilhelm is doing just that. Her search has...
Free Will Astrology: Six fortune cookies for all

Free Will Astrology: Who needs credentials, Aquarius?

by Rob Brezsny | Jun 3, 2019 | Articles, Astrology, Featured

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “I don’t think we were ever meant to hear the same song sung exactly the same way more than once in a lifetime,” says poet Linh Dinh. That’s an extreme statement that I can’t agree with. But I understand what he’s driving at. Repeating...
Free Will Astrology: Six fortune cookies for all

Free Will Astrology: Sing 1000-year-old songs, Pisces

by Rob Brezsny | May 28, 2019 | Articles, Astrology, Featured

ARIES (March 21-April 19): In the coming weeks it will make good sense for you to travel down winding paths replete with interesting twists and provocative turns. The zigzags you’ll be inspired to pursue won’t be inconvenient or inefficient, but rather will be...
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