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Free Will Astrology: Libra, take the advice of Ovid … and Pat Benatar

Free Will Astrology: Libra, take the advice of Ovid … and Pat Benatar

by Rob Brezsny | Apr 8, 2019 | Articles, Astrology, Featured

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The Qing Dynasty controlled China from the mid-seventeenth century to the early twentieth century. It was the fifth biggest empire in world history. But eventually it faded, as all mighty regimes do. Revolution came in 1911, forcing the last...
Free Will Astrology: Gemini will meet people even Hemingway could stand

Free Will Astrology: Gemini will meet people even Hemingway could stand

by Rob Brezsny | Apr 1, 2019 | Articles, Astrology, Featured

ARIES (March 21-April 19): A mushroom shaped like a horse’s hoof grows on birch trees in parts of Europe and the U.S. If you strip off its outer layer, you get amadou, spongy stuff that’s great for igniting fires. It’s not used much anymore, but it was a crucial...
Free Will Astrology: Libra, take the advice of Ovid … and Pat Benatar

Free Will Astrology: Is grilled cheese the key to more sex, Virgo?

by Rob Brezsny | Mar 26, 2019 | Articles, Astrology, Featured, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): Kermit the Frog from Sesame Street is the world’s most famous puppet. He has recorded songs, starred in films and TV shows, and written an autobiography. His image has appeared on postage stamps and he has a star on the Hollywood Walk of...
Free Will Astrology: Read banned books, Aquarius

Free Will Astrology: Read banned books, Aquarius

by Rob Brezsny | Mar 18, 2019 | Articles, Astrology, Featured

ARIES (March 21-April 19): During the coming weeks, everything that needs to happen will indeed happen only if you surprise yourself on a regular basis. So I hope you will place yourself in unpredictable situations where you won’t be able to rely on well-rehearsed...
Free Will Astrology: Libra, take the advice of Ovid … and Pat Benatar

Free Will Astrology: Your hairlessness makes you dogged, Scorpio

by Rob Brezsny | Mar 11, 2019 | Articles, Astrology, Featured, Wellness

ARIES (March 21-April 19): The coming weeks might be a good time to acquire a flamethrower. It would come in handy if you felt the urge to go to a beach and incinerate mementoes from an ex-ally. It would also be useful if you wanted to burn stuff that reminds you of...
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