that damn librarian

There is this one librarian with a pegleg who says I owe six dollars for a book I took out last year. Some book about building rockets or some such thing. I never took that book out. And this librarian tells me i can’t use the internets until i either pay the fine or bring that book back. Well, I tell you what: I sure am glad I got this here computer out of that camper’s backpack or else i woun’t be able to write this now. That librarian can piss up a tree for all i care. I never liked him and his damn wooden leg anyway.

Author: Frank Dodge

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