christmas should be like the olympics

Seen my first xmas decoration in a store window. here it is not even thanksgiving yet and frosty and santa and rudolf and the gang are invading us. soometimes i think this is what an invasion from canada wld look like. anyway, i have come to the conclusion that xmas shld be like the olympics or the presidential elections and come every 4 years. I know people wld cheat if we did that and wld still celebrate it, so i vote we move xmas from 12/25 to leap year to outcheat the cheaters. i am goiing to write my congressman today to suggest it. If the godless democrats can’t take care of this, i don’t know who can.

Author: Frank Dodge

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