Before this ice storm I had ran into Randy Bump in town last week and he was all this and all that abt his 1982 modified mercedes sedan that runs on french fry grease from those fastfood places out on the strip. says he gets abt 100 miles to the gallon running on nothing but grease. says his grease car is the best thing ever, and i wont be the one to deny him on that point.

Randys grease car did get me thinking abt this TV jake and I invented some years ago. Back before we had the electric run up the mountain we run just abt everything on generators, and i and jake tinkered w/ them generators and got them to run on grease, same as Randy bumps mercedes. We even got the TV to run on grease.

Thing was, soon as the tv started running on grease, all it showed was some movie by that john travolty fellow. It played 24 hrs a day on all 3 channels. I dont mind telling you: it was spooky. it was weird as a box of hair.