I do not intend to go to services at St. Mastercard Catholic Church

Drove by St Mastercard catholic church, which you might have read abt b/c it is gone bankrupt on account of there problems w/ boys seducing priests and vice versa and whatnot, back when it was called St. Olaf’s. They have sold the name of the place to Mastercard like the same way those sports stadiums do. Now, i am not the crispiest wafer on the communion tray, but something just dont sit right w/ me abt this name change thing. But i know one thing for sure. I and Jake go icefishing and fishing and turtling and polar bear swimming out on Card Pond and ONLY Card Pond, and not Visa Card Pond or Discover Card Pond or Mastercard Pond or any such nonsense, and that is the way it wld be even if they did offer us a whole bunch of money to help us w/ our financial problems that resulted from us molesting alter boys. That doesnt sound the way I meant it to sound, but i think you get my point.