Every once and a while one of those lowflying fighter jets flies overhead just a few yards above the trees and it rattles the windows and scares the birds and makes the fish get all sullen and that beefalo we have yet to kill get all jumpy and Mr Slippy the goat gets all forlorn, and Sheep #242 gets real standoffish. Plus, something abt the sonic rumbles gives me the jumps. You might not believe that, but it is true and i know it is so b/c I once had a job at a zoo and I worked with the elephants and now you hear all this "research" abt how elepants communicate w/ subsonic rumbles, but i remember getting the jumps in the elephant cage and saying that very same thing that these here elephants are rumbling in a way that our ears cannot hear but my bowels sure can, but did any one listen to me? not likely. Well, it’s the same damn thing with these fighter jets. All in all those planes are a nuisance.
So jake is building a big net. i told him not to bother and that he is like a dog that is chasing a car: what is the dog going to do with the car once he catches it? well the same thing goes for jake and I asked him what is he going to do with an Air Force fighter jet once he catches it? He said he had already thot of that and that he wld part it out.
once Jake gets an idea in his head there is no stopping him until he either puts my truck in the ditch or something catches fire, so we will just have to see how this goes.
