Not that i am like mrs. macbeth or anything but i wash my hands every so often and when jake gets pigeye i do not get pigeye and now he has got Restless Leg Syndrome and I do not have Restless leg syndrome and neither does dody. He thinks he might of caught it from that cutely lil anarchist he was mooning over when we were in washington DC but I and dody do not think so b/c she was a particularily clean anarchist.
It is also possible he got it when he was in the pokey but he said nobody in the holding cells w/ him complaned abt having resltess leg syndrome and jake is pretty sure that if someone had it there they wld have mentioned it b/c there is not a lot to talk abt in a holding cell and it has been his experience that one of the things people DO talk abt in holding cells is things like good scars and who has acid reflux and other abdominable complaints. but that did not happen, so he says. the other possibility is that he caught it from bil keane or that beefalo we have yet to slaughter but that seems unlikely b/c it just seems unlikely.
but wherever he got it he says he got it so i and him went downtown to the Restless Leg Syndrome Support Group in town. i went w/ him b/c he was going to borrow my truck but the last thing i want is someone w/ restless leg syndrome working my clutch.
So i and him went downtown and i asked jake if he cld be more specific than restless "leg" and if it was a restlessness located more in his thigh or his knee or his calf and he said it was pretty much in his calf and i said "Well, shldn’t we ought to be looking for a Restless Calf Syndrome Support Group?" which we had a good laugh over b/c as everyone knows, ALL calfs are restless and it is only really the cows that are not.
Anyways, we went to the support group and I have got to tell you that I was pretty restless myself hearing these tales of people who while they are watching TV their legs get restless and want to get some exercise and they wondered if there was some kind of pill they cld take to fix their legs from getting so restless. Which there is, if you can believe that! God bless the drug companies is what i say. They are so far out in front of things it is like they have got pills for problems that do not even exist yet.
Right now I wld like to go on record as saying that I was not disruptive at the Restless Leg Syndrome Support Group.
However I did ask if there is such a thing as restless arm syndrome or even restless nostril syndrome b/c i will be honest w/ you and tell you that sometimes i have an overwhelming desire to pick my nose and it is all i can do to fight it off. well, it was an honest question but it really opened up the floodgates b/c soon people were talking abt restless middle finger syndrome and restless licking of the front part of your teeth syndrome and this one fellow who wore sweatpants and kept saying bad dog! bad dog! asked if there was restless pocket pool syndrome, and then it got kind of quiet and the meeting just kind of dispersed and everyone went home, and that was that and then i and jake went to see Senator Hitman, which is a movie i and jake have been wanting to see ever since we say the commercial on TV.
Then this morning jake came over and said he dint think he had restless leg syndrome anymore and that maybe it was like a 24 hour case of restless leg syndrome. He said he was pretty sure that it was that the support group what had cured him even tho i seen him washing his hands in the rain barrel before he came in. It is only a rain barrel but it is a start.
