Today I bot 2 gallons of chainsaw gas and since I had a salt tooth, which is different than a sweet tooth, i figgered i wld get some potato chips b/c I will tell you something: I do not like the way these gas stations put dog biscuits in little baskets on the checkout counter. They look for all the world like cookies, and i have made that mistake for the last time.
But you cannot just grab a bag of plain old potato chips anymore b/c they come in all kinds of flavors but plain old potato flavor. I was at a total loss there in the potato chip aisle. And I must confess that I underwent a momentary crisis there in the potato chip aisle b/c i felt so lost and alone and indecisive and God forbid i ever die in a place called "the potato chip aisle."
So anyway i did not buy potato chips and instead went for some pop corn but it is the same thing. So then i just grabbed some corn nuts beside the cash register b/c at that point i just wanted any damn thing and i had to get some fresh air.
And altho i guess those corn nuts hit the spot okay i did get to wondering what "cool ranch" is. It has something to do w/ sour cream but i dont get what makes sour cream ranch. I know people use yogurt on their cucumbers, and since cucumbers are cool and sour cream is kind of like yogurt, i can understand that. but what makes "ranch" a word you use to describe a flavor? It surely is a ponder.
Anyway, I dont even know what a "corn nut" is, so I dont spose it makes any kind of difference whether i know what cool ranch means or not.
