But not so far so good w/ the concentrated bobcat urine, which is attracting bobcats.
I and jake did not see this one coming, i will tell you that. We have got our spray bottles full of bobcat and coyote urine and have been going whole hog spraying all over the place. We even sprayed that beefalo we have yet to slaughter, which i will admit was cruel but was also amusing. anyway, we have sprayed and sprayed and then the other day all these bobcats started showing up. It is like that Alfred Hitchcock movie w/ the birds, only w/ bobcats.
I and jake have so far both wrote to the concentrated bobcat urine corporation at the address they have there on the bottle of concentrated bobcat urine, but wldn’t you know but they are up in canada! Oh, I spose they have got our letters by now and are just having a big canadian laugh at our expense, is what i think. I can picture them up there w/ their universal health care and their bradors and french fries in gravy and i bet they cld care less abt our bobcat infestation.
but just the same we have asked that they call us ASAP w/ an explanation for why there are all of a sudden a good half dozen bobcats hanging around and what we can do to make them go away. Now, i do not much mind a bobcat or two. but six or seven or eight or ten is quite a lot of bobcats. They make a real racket at nite and it is keeping dody up at nite and we have had to spray four or five of them w/ the hose just to get over to the woodpile. Which by the way is a whole nother story b/c it is full up of snakes.
Anyway, we have spoke to travis, who knows a thing or two abt a thing or two, at least as far as animals are concerned, and he thinks we got a quart of FEMALE concentrated bobcat urine and he wld wager that it is full up w/ fairy moans. He said, "You fellows have been spraying bobcat fairy moans all over the place and that is what is attracting all the male bobcats."
Well, i have to confess that i do not know what the hell he was talking abt w/ those fairy moans, altho I pretended that i did.
And then he said, "I do not think it wld be wise to get any of the fairy moans on yourself b/c the male bobcats are apt to be horny b/c you fellows have been advertizing that there is a female around. It wld be just like that movie Snakes on a Plane except it wld be Bobcats on the Picnic Table." He said picnic table b/c we were looking out the window at the picnic table where there was a bobcat licking himself down where only a bobcat can reach. It is ironic how they can lick themselves like that and still be cute. It is too bad that that Alanis Morrisson singer dint put a line abt that in that song of hers. She is canadian by the way! I swear they have got their mitts in just abt everything.
So that is where it all sits at the moment. I dont know abt this fairy moan business, but i get the jist of what Travis is talking abt. And that is why i am now going to go spray some of the concentrated bobcat urine on jakes boots. If travis is right abt this business w/ horny bobcats and fairy moans, this will be a fireworks show I do not want to miss.
