I have been collecting dessicant for quite some number of years b/c it comes in handy sometimes when there are things you need to dry up and suck the water out of, like eels. So what happened was that a couple months ago i gave Georgie Femm’s boys some popsicles what had worms in them and i thot after the popsicles we were square and on the same footing and so forth. But we were not!
Apparently those boys of Georgie Femms were real upset abt getting worms in their popsicles and they set to scheming and hit on a plan and snuck over here 3 weeks ago and they substituted my dessicant powder for the sugar what i take in my tea three or 4 times a day and i shld have known something wasnt right b/c like jake said, "the drinkier i did, the thirstier i got." Eventually it got so my lips were all chapped and my snots were like dead spiders and my insides were all puckered and i just abt sizzled up like a salted slug. Well, dody brang me to the hospital, and there i been for the last little while or so. Just sitting there looking out the window and thinking how i shld not have eaten so much dessicant.
I am home now, but i have got to say that it feels like helicopter came down and tied ropes to my summer and airlifted a giant chunk right out of the calendar. The doctor said i had a close call, but he is just a doctor. I know a close call when i see it, and this was not it. So dont you worry abt me. Yr time wld be better spent worrying abt georgie femms boys, b/c i sure am going to cloud up and rain all over them just as soon as i am up to snuff again.
