Oh i know what you are thinking. You are thinking i am a monster for torturing rotweilers and what have you. Well you wld be right except that you are wrong.

It is true i was planning to open a dogfiighting franchise but i had planned to fight chihuahuas which are only barely dogs and certainly nothing to get all worked up abt. Well, the whole thing is mute anyway now that that vick fellow is going to the pokey. Or maybe i shld say "the whole thing is malamute anyway."

To be honest i did not feel all that great abt opening the dogfighting franchise and it is kind of a relief to not have to get into the ring w/ all those chihuahuas.