I started w/ a regular piece of bread and put some ketchup on it and a piece of cheddar cheese. Then i put some pickerel on it and some relish and mustard. That is pretty much the way i always make my pickerel sandwiches and i am pretty sure a lot of people have had that same sandwich. but then i put some mayonnaise on it and some horseradish. i bet that narrows things down quite a lot. now, i didnt want to end up w/ a skyscraper sandwich that i cld not get in my mouth so i needed to come up w/ something good and i needed to come up w/ something fast b/c the ketchup was abt to make the bread soggy. so i put a lettuce leaf and an onion on it and then i put some cool ranch doritoes on the tomato for extra crunch and to scrape up the roof of my mouth the way i like. I bet only a couple people in the WORLD have made that sandwich.
i am now going to interrupt myself to say something very important.
When you set out to make a sandwich nobody has ever made before you can not just throw a bunch of nonsense things together and pretend it is a sandwich. if that was the case i cld have put a bunch of worms and feathers on a fluffernutter and sprinkled some rust over the fluff and called it a day. it is very important to make a sandwich you actually WANT to eat.
So then i put the HEAL of the bread on top. I think we are down to maybe 2 other people what have done that. and then i scraped up some of that pumkin pie dody made me and spread the pumkin pie on the heal and sprinkled some black pepper on it and it was a deeeeelicious sandwich and i think it is safe to say that nobody else in all of recorded human history has had a sandwich like it.
