Honestly, i do not even know why anyone wanted to have this contest b/c it is well known that i can eat more dirt than anyone and the same was true this year as it was last year and the year before that.
We followed the Quebec Rules again, w/ all us each staking out a square foot of dirt and having exactly 15 minutes to comb out sticks and rocks and bugs and so forth and exactly 15 min to eat the dirt. Joe Duffy who was once again the referree and he is the one what put together exactly one pound of dirt from each contestants selected spot and he is the one what shot the starting gun and ran the timer.
1. Frank Dodge: 12 oz
2. Big Tiny: 4 oz
3. Pete Turkowski Jr. 3 1/2 oz
4. Lumb Decker 3 1/3 oz
5. Jake 3 oz (who is not mad at me anymore since i showed him my cabbage)
6. Pete Turkowski Sr. 2 5/8 oz
7. Oola 2 3/4 oz
8. Cpt Slow 2 1/5 oz
9. Travis 1 3/5 oz
10. Hilary Duff 1 2/5 oz
Several people choked on the spoon w/in the first couple minutes and called for water and so were disqualified, including young Tommy Klinger, who a bunch of us thot wld put in a good showing b/c he has been seen eating dirt in his driveway and he once ate a box of tacks.
Anyway, i am again the champion but there is no surprise abt that. We all have our strenths and eating dirt just happens to be one of mine.
