On saturday just before dawn i and jake set up what we been building which is a gigantic turtle out in Travises sheep field and then we told some people we were having a festival and pretty soon the crowds just started showing up.
We had not of told Travis what we had planned but that is his tough luck if you ask me. He was ofcourse a sore sport abt us having Burning Turtle in his field but there was not much to do abt it. I wld ordinarly feel kind of bad abt putting travis in that kind of situation but i do not feel bad b/c he finked on me and if he had any brains he wld have known he wld get a box of comeuppance. which i think he understood once we got some screech in him and especially once those hippy girls showed. So i think it is fair to say that him and me have patched things up just fine.
That was not the only patching up I have did for Burning Turtle neither. I telephoned Georgie Femm and told him to tell his boys they cld come pimp that beefalo what we have yet to slaughter for Burning Turtle and which they did and I will tell you what: that beefalo looked fabulous. I wish i had took a picture b/c they put a big purple hat on that beefalo and painted its hooves and spraypainted graffiti on its side parts. You have never seen a happier beefalo, and i am not passing judgements but that beefalo is definitely gay.
Anyhow we got quite a crowd of young people for Burning Turtle and they brung food and everything was free and I will tell you what: i have never seen so many tattoos in my life. And then at nite jake set that gigantic turtle on fire and i bet if you were up in space you wld have seen it. Everyone went ooh and aah and i and jake stood back watching it and i said to him that i was proud of i and him, and he said, "Yup."
I will tell you what: I an already looking forward to next years Burning Turtle!
Here is a picture what we found in a camera in the backpack of this one fellow what came through:
