I bet that michael vick fellow wishes he had a really big toilet b/c nobody is making a fuss abt paris hilton flushing that tiny dog of hers down a niteclub toilet. i realize that her dog is only barely a dog and she was probly sick of carrying it everywhere and how it probly shivered all the time but that is no excuse for flushing it down a toilet.

Now, i have flushed a lot of things down the toilet and i will confess that some of them were living things. for example when i worked at the zoo i once flushed a baby crocodile b/c people always think crocodiles live in the sewers and it just seemed like since i had this baby crocodile i shld not disappoint what people thot. i have done the same w/ a python for the same reason. i regret doing these things but i think they are in a different league all together than what paris hilton has done by flushing her dog down a nightclub toilet.

I will tell you what: I take responsibility for what i did to that crocodile and that python. i do not see paris hilton taking responsibility for flushing her tiny dog. instead she is saying it was an accident. how do you flush your dog down the toilet by accident? i guess she had the tiny dog in her purse when she leaned over to flush the toilet and it fell out and away it went, just like if was a pair of sunglasses. that is her story, anyway. but i do not buy it. even tho it is a tiny tiny dog i bet it took a couple flushes to get it to go down. it is so tiny a dog that it is barely a dog but it is not microscopic and it is still technically a dog.

All i am saying is i am real disapointed in paris hilton right now. she did not need to flush her dog down the toilet. if she was sick of her tiny dog she cld have sold it on ebay and i bet plenty of people wld have given it a good home. even i wld have given it a good home and if i got sick of it i wld have at the very least left it outside at nite so something cld eat it. flushing it is just a waste.