Sez here on the radio that this bonds fellow is in a heap of trouble, which made me go up to the attic to look back thru some baseball cards i happened to come into one day at a flea market whilst jake did that thing he used to do where he pretended to have a seizure. anyway, i have got a pretty good collection of cards and i knew i had that rookie card from this bonds fellow. but i will tell you what: that shoebox that card was in was all kind of blown apart and all the other cards were scattered here and there on the floor. and then i noticed that the bonds card was a whole lot bigger than all the other cards. it was taller and wider and it was even thicker. it was like it was printed on a refrigerater box is what is was like.

I have never seen anything like it. it was weird as a box of hair.

I will tell you something else. That Roger Clemens rookie card is looking a fair sight bigger than the other cards too. i am going to keep my eye on that one and see how big it gets.