It sez here on the radio that a massive steroid from outerspace killed the dinosaurs! I guess they must have gotten cancer after their gigantic knees got arthritis. Frankly, i always thot it was a meteor or a meteorite what killed off the dinosaurs. I am not sure which is which, tho. One goes up and one goes down just like the stalags and stalagmites in russian caves. but anyhow my point is that steroids have obviously been around for a long time and if a steroid can kill all the dinosaurs it is not something to mess around w/.
Plus, the steroid that hit the earth millions of years ago was obviously a primitive steroid b/c there was not the kind of technology that we have now. However on the other hand it is clear to me however that the steroid what killed the dinosaurs was really really big b/c it left a gigantic crater in mexico and the steroids that athletes take now are only the size of vitamins. But even so, it seems like an obvious message the professional sports teams cld be saying to high school athletes who are taking steroids. But do I hear Barry Bonds saying, "Kids, a steroid from outer space led to a massive die-off of dinosaurs. Don’t mess w/ steroids, kids." The answer is no I do not hear Barry bonds saying that.
