It took him abt a half hour to say it but last nite Cpt Slow told me he is real glad we had that G8 Economy Summit to figure out how we cld all make some money up here to whether the downturn in the economy b/c Drunken Donuts is going real good & he is glad we all decided since him & Oola live closest to town they shld be the ones to start the bar and bakery b/c now him & Oola is feeling flush for the first time in a long time. Oola sure does make a good donut. I have been eating abt 50 of them a day. I sure am glad I do not have to pay for them!
In case you do not remember, the G8 is when we all got together up here to decide what we wld do to weather the economy & also in case you do not remember Cpt Slow is the way he is b/c of all the qualudes he took a long time ago. It is like they never wore off. Anyway, he says Drunken Donuts is going great guns & he is thinking he will open a second Drunken Donuts in town & if that one goes good he will open a 3rd and a 4th & then sue those Dunken Donut people for trademark infridgement.