We are all afraid to sit in it, but we got it!
What happend is, Cpt Slow knows a fellow what knows a fellow what knows a fellow, and I had mentiond to cpt slow a couple days ago how that wheelchair wld be a good addition to our collection since we already got Ted Williamses head in Jakes freezer & Heather Millses leg in his basement, it is logical we wld also have Cheneys wheelchair. And then what happend is Cpt Slow put that request in the pipeline & zip zap zoom yesterday it shows up in a van what has WY license plates so you know it is real.
You are probly wondering how much it cost & that is a good question so I will tell you: IT WAS FREE!!!
I think if it was someone elses wheelchair it wld probly have cost at least a little bit b/c it is still a wheelchair. But these fellows practicly paid US to take it away.
Well, I & Jake & Cpt Slow & & Travis & Nut Mogan & a bunch of other fellows, we all gathered around the wheelchair & finally I said "Well, who is going to sit in it first?" & everyone said "Not me." I said "Cpt Slow you look tired why dont you have a seat" & he said "No thank you." It took him abt five minutes to say that by the way. "Then I said Jake what abt you, why dont you try it out & tell us if it is comfy" & he said "I will go second but I will not go first" & then I said to Travis "Take a load off Travis" & he said "I am afraid of that wheelchair" & everyone took a step back like they were afraid too, so I said "Come on Nut, what abt you, you are not afraid of anything" & he said "Why dont YOU sit in it Frank Dodge" & I said "I do not feel like sitting down right now, I have a hemroid" which is not true but then Lumb Decker said "Me to" & so did a couple other fellows until we all agreed that none of us shld sit down right then b/c we all had hemroids.
Anyway, none of us is going to sit in Dick Cheneys wheelchair untill our hemroids get better, which cld be a while.
Then Dody came over & said no way & now how are we keeping Dick Cheneys wheelchair on our property, so then we had to decide where to put it & Jake said he did not have room & everyone else was on the same note as that so finally we put it out in the middle of Travises field over his strenuous & physically violent objections.
It is the strangest thing. When we put it there, there was abt 3 ft of snow. But now there is a ring of grass all around it from where the snow has melted. You wld think the sheep wld go out there to eat the grass but they will not even get near it. I wonder what we will do w/ Dick Cheneys wheelchair.
So anyway, Jakes big secret plans is on hold till we get all this sorted out.
