This is a one in a lifetime chance, folks! Come sit in Dick Cheneys wheelchair for valentines day! Sit on yr sweethearts lap in Dick Cheneys wheelchair!

YOU WILL NEVER GET THIS CHANCE AGAIN!

What I mean is, please come sit in his wheelchair. It only costs a dollar. I will be out in travises field at a cardtable all day so just come out & you can sit in the wheelchair for valentines day.