What happened was I had a coupon for that new doctor so I went in for a routine check up, and he said I have dachshunds in my liver and dachshunds in my intestines and dachshunds in my blood and dachshunds in my lungs. Basically he said I am full of poisonous dachshunds and i have to start eating better and exercising and drinking a lot of water so i can flush all the dachshunds out of my system. Then he perscribed me a laxative and a di-uretic to get the dachshunds out. I am not a doctor but I can not imagine how I am going to get a bunch of dachshunds out of my body that way and I do not think that even if I cld that I wld want to.
Honestly, I do not have the faintest idea what that doctor is talking abt. I have never even eaten a dachshund and even if I did once and do not remember it, I am sure it is out of my system by now.
