If you spray WD40 in a pan absolutely nothing sticks to it. Wd40 makes one hell of a silver dollar pancake that is for sure, and you can take that to the bank. But it must have lubed up my insides b/c those silver dollar pancakes just keep sliding right out of me like i am a change dispenser. I have had the jumps worse than when I found those cans of olestra and the industrial park and thot they were a new kind of soda. Dody has said that enough is enough and i am not allowed to use the wd40 in the kitchen any more and I think she might have a point.
The problem is not just the jumps, tho. The problem is i have had to tell a white lie to dody b/c tomorrow it is Travises birthday tomorrow and i have made him a cake and she asked me "Frank did you use wd40 in the cake?" and i said "no," but I surely did. I just substitued wd40 for butter b/c we have more of wd40 then butter right now. Anyway when she asked me i said, "No, Dody, I used butter. I did not use wd40 in the cake."
"Are you lying to me, Frank Dodge?" is what she said and I said, "No, I am not lying to you," but ofcourse I was, and now I feel bad abt that. I know "badder" is not a word but i can not think of the word that comes when you feel more than bad b/c i do feel badder now even moreso then I felt w/ the jumps b/c the jumps will go away but that lie is just going to stay there forever.
