First off, I have got many letters of concern abt me and the invisible fence and i just want everyone to know that i am ok b/c i used ben gay in an expedient fashion. what jake forgot when he dared me to put on the electircal collar and see if i got a shock is that Ben Gay has neutralizing properties. So i slathered my neck up good and took off anything metal which means my belt and my pants b/c they have rivets and i only got a small zap and not a big one like what jake got. So i am fine but i do appreciate the flowers.
anyway, what i have been meaning to say is that If it wasnt bad enough that i found another bat in my underpants drawer, when i went to get in my truck to go down to the hardware store for some gorilla glue i seen three porcupines hanging around my truck and i knew right away what they were up to by the devious look in their eyes. they like the rubber parts and salty parts on the underneath of my truck, which means my fuel line and my brake line and whatever else is tasty under there. In the past i have a cage around my truck to keep them from getting at those parts but a couple years ago i and jake bot some fisher cats on the canadian black market and smuggled them down here and nothing eats porcupines like fishercats and ding dang doodle, problem solved.
But i guess it is time to get some new fishercats b/c obviously the porcupines are back and i have to get the truck cage out again.
