It is b/c i smell so bad that I have been ostrichsized from my little community w/ dody and i have been staying at jakes place and we have been keeping mostly to ourselves and sulking quite a lot abt what happened on sunday. he has apologized at me for throwing the concentrated bobcat urine on me and i have apologized at him for throwing the concentrated coyote urine at him, but that does not change the unforutnate facts that we each smell the way we do.
however it has given us the opportunity to have another Cheerio Flushing Contest, which i won b/c it took me ELEVEN flushes to get the cheerio to go down. The best jake cld do was a lowly 7 flushes. I obviously won, but i also came in 2nd and 3rd w/ 10 and 8 flushes. Jake accused me of tampering w/ my cheerios but i took each one out of the box just the same as he did. Big Tiny came by to borrow jakes tire iron, which jake had borrowed from me and which i strangely enough had borrowed from Big Tiny quite some time ago but apparently he does not remember that, and he gave jake quite a scare by getting 6 flushes out of his cheerio and on the 7th it swirled around and around and looked like it was a floater but at the last minute it went down and so he did not tie jake after all.
We have again called the Guiness World Record people but they have again not returned our calls.
