Jake came over to borrow my shovel and said he wants to make bumperstickers that say "Fart twice if you like broccoli" and sell them in garden centers. It is a good idea and he has got to get the bumper stickers into the garden centers while the iron is hot. The problem is that it will take abt 200 dollars to make as many bumperstickers as he thinks he will need, and he does not have that much money on hand since "it is all tied up in paying taxes," which frankly is hard to believe.
I told jake that i want to support his bumper stickers but that i did not have that much money on hand but i wld if Bil Keane wld mail me the money he owes me from poker. anyway, now jake is sore at me for not lending him the money but he has been sore at me plenty of times before so i am not too worried. He cant be all that sore b/c when he borrowed my shovel i seen that he took my unlucky one and not the lucky one. If he was real sore he wld have tooken the lucky shovel. he knows i hate it when he takes my lucky shovel.
