Nancy Grace is the Devil, but still…

by | Sep 21, 2006 | Dear Dexter

Dear Dexter,Do you think Nancy Grace should be held responsible for the suicide of that woman who killed herself after getting grilled on her show? And if so, how responsible? I don’t think you can get sent to jail for being so mean to someone that they kill...

Hello My New Friends

by | Sep 25, 2006 | Dear Dexter

I feel like a blushing bride, what with the new website and all, and that come-hither banner ad featuring my soulful eyes inviting you to step into my room. Wait, am I the blushing bride, or the come-hitherite, or what? Oh, I’m so confused. I feel virginal and...

The Rock Rocks

by | Sep 28, 2006 | Dear Dexter

Here’s a question I’ll try to get around to answering if I can make it to the movie.Dear Dexter, I just saw the Gridiron Gang last night, and I have a question. Am I being disloyal to the white race because I really enjoyed it when the black kids kicked...

Kinky Starting to Look Hinky

by | Sep 28, 2006 | Dear Dexter

Let it be said, in my defense, that when asked whether or not I’d be voting for Kinky Friedman for governor of Texas, I said no. I can’t access the Valley Advocate online archives at the moment, but I was, I assure you, asked such a question, and I did say...

Not your space, MySpace

by | Sep 28, 2006 | Dear Dexter

For those of you who want a different kind of access to me, feel free to visit my MySpace page at myspace.com/deardexter. Alternatively, I’m accessible by email at DearDexter@gmail.com or TheWeasel@gmail.com.