There is a mouse living in my mailbox
It has been real busy around here what with the ice fishing derby and the polar bear club dip so i have not got to the computer for a few days. that is the bad news, but the good news is that I won the derby and jake stayed in the water at the polar bear dip for abt...I do not intend to go to services at St. Mastercard Catholic Church
Drove by St Mastercard catholic church, which you might have read abt b/c it is gone bankrupt on account of there problems w/ boys seducing priests and vice versa and whatnot, back when it was called St. Olaf’s. They have sold the name of the place to Mastercard...The salt I been putting on the roof is making the birds sick
We run out of ben gay again so i had to go to the hardware today to buy one of those heated things you put on the edge of your roof to melt the ice that has got all built up there. It is like a heated chain you plug in and it melts the ice. i figgered i cld melt the...Jake is making a net to catch a plane
Every once and a while one of those lowflying fighter jets flies overhead just a few yards above the trees and it rattles the windows and scares the birds and makes the fish get all sullen and that beefalo we have yet to kill get all jumpy and Mr Slippy the goat gets...E-Edition
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