Pimp my Beefalo

I am sure it was Georgie Femm’s twins what were hereabouts last nite and they did a number on that beefalo we have yet to slaughter. They sprayed gluespray all over my beefalo and covered it in glitter and if only that beefalo had some fight in it i do not think...

A proposal that is modest

Sez here that these fellows in the justice dept and the white house wld rather not put therre hands on a bible and take an oath and put their words on paper and say whats what and whens when and whos who. fair enough. everyone is entitled to their opinion, even if...