I wld not do real well if i was tortured
If there were CIA agents around and i was in one of those black site prisons we arent sposed to know abt, i sure wld have spilled the beans at lunch today. All those CIA agents wld have to do to get me to talk wld be to start making me a grill cheese sandwhich and...I got the internet good and licked
Cpt slow showed me how to do links of things and he has told me that what people want out of the internet is "intertextuality." That is a big word for cpt slow and he kind of dozed off in the middle of it. What i think he meant was that a lot of people w/...jake is sore at me b/c I can't help w/ his bumper sticker business
Jake came over to borrow my shovel and said he wants to make bumperstickers that say "Fart twice if you like broccoli" and sell them in garden centers. It is a good idea and he has got to get the bumper stickers into the garden centers while the iron is hot....I smell like concentrated coyote urine but jake smells like concentrated bobcat urine
I have saved 6 months of haircuts in a hairbag along w/ my fingernail clippings and toe nail clippings, and since it has been warm enough the last few days that I and Dody got the garden dug and Jake tilled up his plot I put that hair and those clippings all around...E-Edition
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