Porcupines are eating my brakes

First off, I have got many letters of concern abt me and the invisible fence and i just want everyone to know that i am ok b/c i used ben gay in an expedient fashion. what jake forgot when he dared me to put on the electircal collar and see if i got a shock is that...

We have got Heather Mills plastic leg

It is the one from Dancing on the Stars when she fell down. Cpt Slow knows a fellow who knows a fellow who knows a fellow, and for 500 of those extra tupperware containerrs we had around we worked out a trade and zip zam zoom, we have got Missus Paul McCartney’s...