what i am willing to do

by | Oct 26, 2006 | The Dodge Report

Noticed Virgil asked me a question the other day. I been getting wood in and nursing a bad gash i got when the chain came off my saw. Whipped around but good, caught me on the leg. Nothing that hasn’t happened before, so don’t get worried on my behalf....

My Pipes Froze

by | Oct 28, 2006 | The Dodge Report

Pipes froze last night. Went for Dody’s hair dryer this morning but it wasn’t where I left it. She don’t know where it is neither. But I slicked up those pipes with some Ben Gay I had from that time I hurt my back pulling Jake out of this hole he...

Vote early and often

by | Nov 3, 2006 | The Dodge Report

Me and Jake and Dodie went and got our absentee ballots yesterday. We always vote absentee because its easier to get extra ballots that way. I know its not supposed to be this way, but for a bottle of screech up at duty free, Mrs Mogan will throw a few more ballots...

Halloween with Captain Slow

by | Nov 10, 2006 | The Dodge Report

Well, it sure has been busy lately. First off, Jake got some extra ballots from mrs. mogan, and he done so in a way I just wouldnt of done, and I bet neighther would you. Which brings me to what happens when jackolanterns get all old and sunken, with mossy stuff...

Anyone who laughs like that

by | Nov 11, 2006 | The Dodge Report

So in the national election the democrats beat the other guys. I am surprised it took this long. All politics is kids playing at recess, is what i say. And all you got to do to know the president is a bit off kilter is to listen to him laugh. Anyone who laughs like...